In a boarding house in the sleepy coastal town of Flashwick Bay, retired bore Major Merridick collapses while reminiscing about the seafood tea he's just eaten. His delicious winkles have been poisoned with a fatel dose of arsenic!

The whiskered and wheelchair-bound Admiral Clanger shows little pity for the deceased resident, but is worried that the killer could strike again. His well-developed sense of self-presivation prompts him to telegraph the only man who can help, Lord Peter Flimsy.[1]



  1. Classic Carry On Film Collection Issue 31

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